My hidden strategy for constipation

This is a really effective way to resolve some constipation with this ‘drug.’ Ready? Eat a terrible meal. McDonald’s, Taco Bell, or something similar. It triggers a round of diarrhea that will clear out even the most stubborn stool, guaranteed. I use this tactic about once a month when I feel things getting bad, and it works perfectly. No medication or Miralax required. Just a greasy burger or some cheap tacos. By the way, this isn’t a joke; I’m completely serious, and it really works.

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My mom isn’t on Zep, but she swears by a gas station cappuccino. Lol

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Totally agree. Particularly if it’s been a while since you’ve had fast food. Your gut isn’t accustomed to it, so it reacts, and then it’s anchors away!!

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It’s much simpler to just have a couple of prunes daily, use Finnesa (i buy here) for gut balance, and keep broccoli as a weekly staple :slight_smile:

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Waffle House or Hibachi usually does it for me!

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I discovered this the hard way during a recent road trip through New England. (My apologies to everyone at that NY Thruway rest area).

The store-brand MiraLax works every single time.

Costco’s dried mango is also very effective. Just eat a bunch of it!

Sorbitol-filled sugar-free candies will definitely flush your system. Popcorn like Skinny Pop is a good healthy option. I’ve found success with consistent fiber gummies throughout the day. Keeping on top of it is key. My injection days are usually when it’s at its worst.

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Listen everyone, I actually had to use an enema recently. I’m taking Miralax regularly now because I never want to experience that again. I was literally in tears stuck on the toilet for two hours in my boyfriend’s studio apartment :weary_face::joy:

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Whole chocolate milk.

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Sugar-free peanut butter cups from Russell Stover, specifically the ones with maltitol. Grab a small bag, finish half, and get ready.

LOL, McDonald’s fries and a Coke are my go-to for a migraine, and it definitely has that ‘total flush’ effect for me as well. Like you said, it works perfectly! (Plus, it fixes most of my headaches!) Edit: Since starting Zep, I can only manage a small fry and Coke, and that’s literally all I can finish, but it’s enough. Thank goodness!

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Strangely, walking into a Barnes & Noble triggers it for me every time. I don’t know why books act as a laxative, but they do for me.

That strategy is a double-edged sword. I’ve done it a few times myself, but now the thought of those foods makes me nauseous; I might be finished with them. Lately, I’ve been eating sliced apples. Those 12oz bags you can get for around $3. If I finish the bag, I’m guaranteed a solid :poop: by the next morning. No painful side effects.

It’s just so agonizing when you have hard stool backed up with urgent diarrhea trying to push past it.