Since she already had her groceries delivered and knew this would be a massive order, she called the store to check. The clerk said, “We can certainly do that. Do you want it pasteurized?”
The woman replied, “No, just up to my breasts.”
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Well done. Appreciate it.
“No, just to my chest. I’ll splash some in my eyes myself.”
The classics are always the winners! 
About 45 seconds into the video.
This song was a chart-topper in the UK during December 1971
If it reaches your chest, isn’t it technically ‘past-your-eyes’ already? Or is my grasp of the human body flawed?
Honestly, if you replaced ‘tits’ with ‘chin,’ you could avoid the NSFW tag, and it actually makes more sense. Why the downvotes?
I’m completely missing the punchline here.
Ernie, the man behind the wheel of the swiftest milk truck in the west!
The version I know involves a doctor prescribing milk baths for a wife’s skin problems. The husband calls the creamery, and when asked if he wants it pasteurized, he says, ‘No way. Just enough to reach her rear. She can flick it in her eyes herself.’
I’m not upvoting because it’s currently at 420, and I want to keep it that way!
The woman soon discovered that milk baths left her with a bit of a sour experience.
This is a go-to joke for me. My favorite part is the brief silence while the person figures out the wordplay.